Life is about kicking ass not kissing it!!!

Never, ever.. kiss ass

I guess the picture above says it all. Live life a free man. Never ever kill of your dream for someone else cause at the end of the day you are the most important person to you. Kiss ass person are those who can never accomplish anything in their lives alone. They are the one who always look up to some creep or douche of a man to pick them selves up and for that they are willing to do anything even kissing ass "literally". Always be confident, never think your self any less than others.

GO Kick some ASS

Believe in yourself be the best at what you do. Prove all the negative acclaims towards you to be wrong. Show composure and compassion in life, care for the one's you love.
Never turn into the person you hate just cut them completely off. Stand up for the things you believe in cause when they are true you will be the one laughing at the world alone or with honest friend.

And finally when you claw yourself to the top, view of the world is gonna look pretty damn good, no more ass kicking, no more bullying, no more being judged or looked down at. Looking back at all the hard work done in life you can be truly happy and tell yourself, 

                              "You KICKED some ASS"

Whiskey/ Vodka ..Time of your life!!

Simply known as hard drinks, these drinks are consumed world wide. Whisky is a strictly regulated spirit worldwide with many classes and types. The typical unifying characteristics of the different classes and types are the fermentation of grains, distillation, and aging in wooden barrels. People drink these to intoxicate them self's and be free from the real world. Whiskey's are preferred  by older men while teenagers prefer vodka.
People enjoy the drink when they are down and depressed or in massive celebration. There are exception, people who are addicted towards the product.

                                         

Talking about vodka's,similar to whiskey has many types there's Ruslan, Minsk, Romanov and many more.Vodka is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, sometimes with traces of impurities and flavorings. Vodka is made by the distillation of fermented substances such as grains, potatoes, or sometimes fruits or sugar, that;s why also mentioned a potato vodka. Teens drink them as shots. There's even a game based on drinking (Vodka pong).These drinks also have the same effect as whiskey.

                                                                     

Despite how good it sounds hard drinks has it's bad side. The thing known as hangover kicks in the next day, you the drinker will have no memory of the events taken place during the blackout caused by over drinking. Pretty much teens call it getting wasted. In conclusion intoxication helps you be the fun you and show's you the time of your life but also gives you hell the next day. So, the question is "Is vodka and whiskey even worth drinking??" There's only one answer to that  ""HELL YEAH"" !!!!

   

Prank

A prank (also known as a gag, jape or shenanigan) is a mischievous trick or joke played on someone, typically causing the victim to experience embarrassment, perplexity, confusion, or discomfort.Practical jokes or pranks are generally lighthearted, reversible and non-permanent, and aim to make the victim feel foolish or victimized to a degree, but may also involve cruelty verging on bullying if performed without appropriate finesse.                                                                           

Pranking is seen mostly seen among friends.It is done for fun and entertainment purposes but sometimes the motive could be revenge. There are many kinds of pranks some are simple and some are very advance which includes many different props or even modern technology. Some people even prank random people for their show's or entertainment group. Sharing these footage on the internet helps people understand about safe pranking even better.
                                   

Some people even prank just to pass the time as does the video above shows. Pranking is all season long and never gets old only the way it is done is modernized as the times passes and the new generation find new ways of tricking people.
                               

                                                   

The joker

 The Joker is a fictional character, a comic book super villain appearing in publications by DC  Comics. He was first introduced in Batman#1(spring 1940) and has remained consistently  popular. The joker is a master criminal with a clown-like appearance. Initially portrayed as a  violent sociopath who murders people for him amusement, later began to be written as a smart  trickster thief.

           THE JOKER is probably the only villain loved more than the hero by the fans. 

         

                                 The Joker is renowned as Batman's greatest enemy.

The Joker has been referred to as the Clown Prince of Crime (or Chaos), the Harlequin of Hate (Havoc), and the Ace of Knaves.

The Joker commits crimes with weaponized comic props such as a deck of bladed playing cards, an acid-squirting flower, cyanide-stuffed pies, exploding cigars filled with nitroglycerin, harpoon guns that utilize razor-sharp BANG!-flags, and a lethally electric joy buzzers. His most prominent weapon is his Joker venom, a deadly poison that infects his victims with a ghoulish rictus grin as they die while laughing uncontrollably.

                                                            Always Laughing

According to me the best portrayal of THE JOKER was done by HEATH LEDGER. He completely transferred himself into the joker and performed really well. The joker always seems to be happy and even carved smiles with a knife on either side of his cheeks.No one knows exactly what drove the man behind the makeup to become the villain he is today,but no matter what the reason always seems to find the irony in every thing. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH........................

  

Bermuda Triangle

The mystery behind the Bermuda Triangle has intrigued many people. There is section of the western Atlantic, off the southeast coast of the united States, forming what has been termed a triangle, extending form Bermuda in the north to southern Florida, and then east to a point through the Bahamas past Puerto Rico to about 40 degree west longitude and then back again to Bermuda. This area occupies a disturbing and almost unbelievable place in the worlds catalog of unexplained mysteries. This is usually referred to as the Bermuda Triangle, where more than 100 planes and ships have literally vanished into thin air, and where more than 1,000 lives have been lost without a single body or even a piece of wreckage from the vanished planes of ships having been found.

Aircraft, including passenger planes, have vanished while receiving landing instructions, almost as if they had flown through a hole in the sky. Large and small boats have disappeared without leaving wreckage, as if they and their crews had been snatched into another dimension. Large ships have simply vanished while other ships and boats have been found drifting within the Triangle, sometimes with an animal survivor, such as a dog or canary, who could give no indication of what had happened-although in one case a talking parrot vanished along with the crew. 

Unexplained disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle have continued to the present day. There seems to be a growing public awareness that something is very wrong with this area. Recent reports from planes and boats which have had incredible experiences within the Triangle and survived are contributing toward a new folklore of the sea, though the cause of the unexplained menace to planes and ships within this area is as mysterious as ever.

Sex Related information for first timers.

1. Will it hurt?
 -You have probably heard horror stories about how much loosing your virginity will hurt. For few women, it    does but with the right touch and partner you should be able to take his penis into your body without pain.     have him take his time and use lubrication. slowly open yourself and tell him when it hurts or feels good.

2. What position should i use?
 - Many women prefer to have sex the first time being on top, where they can control the first entry. other          want to be on the bottom and give their lover that control. Choose whats best for you. just take your time      to figure it out what you want and use lubricant like KY Jelly.

3. What if i orgasm too soon?
 - If you climax much too soon than you want to. take your time , take a nap and try again. The second time      you should be much more relaxed and ready to take your time - so will your penis.

4. What do we need to bring?
 - Bring what ever makes you comfortable, birth control, condoms your favorite pillow or bathrobe.

5. Will i be a good lover?
 - Being a good lover doesn't happen automatically. With the right partner, time, care and practice, you have    everything to be a great lover. Your first time for both of you will be fumbling and awkward, but hopefully      they'll be the start of great times for the rest of your lives.

6. For him: what if i can;t get it up?
 - It may sound weird but your penis which has worked great for years, may go on a sudden strike at you        "real" chance at sex. That's natural - you're nervous. Take a deep breath, do something else for a while           with your hands, your lips and your tongue. Try to forget about your anxiety, and your penis will respond.     It's only a temporary thing.

7. Should we eat, drink before sex?
 - Avoid eating a heavy meal, since that will just make you sleepy. Eat light, don't drink too much alcohol, if      any at all. It may help you shed inhibition, but it may also make your erection much more difficult to                achieve and you want to spend more time in the bedroom than the bathroom anyway, right??

  

Gaurav Kumar Siddhi

Gaurav Siddhi is one of the kindest person i have ever met. He helps out a friends in any situation. But, good things aside he's a maniac, the kind which makes u wanna kill your self. He doesn't understand sarcasm, laughs for no reason, and for some reason in any situation uses his imagination to think himself as a hero and laugh about it when being threatened in a friendly group conversation.He plays FIFA really well but, when handed with a loss show anger as his first response to anything.
  Gaurav is a very frank and laughs alot, and by a lot i mean " A LOT". People say that laughter is the best medicine but, if you laugh a lot you need medicine and so does he. Also another thing to be mentioned about him his that he talks a lot unnecessarily. Some people also keep on telling him that "silence is better than non-sense"but, for some reason he can't relate it to himself. The only two ways to shut the guy up is to either put him in a circular play ground prop and spin it or take him to a license trial. Speaking of trial he recently got his license and now drive even more confidently than before. Despite all the things i have written about him above he is a really nice guy that u just can't hate. All the things i have mentioned about Gaurav is just for a fun purpose. And..and,,....... his middle name is kumar!!

A picture of him. :D

    

Jennifer Aniston

  Born on February 11,1969 Jennifer Joanna Aniston is easily one of the most recognized actresses in Hollywood today. She started her acting career in screen in the television series Molly(1990), her debut movie released as an horror movie by the name Leprechaun(1993). She gained world wide recognition by portraying the role of Rachel Green in the hit television series "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" in the early 90's. Her active year as an actress began from 1989 till present.
 Through out her career she has been seen in many great movies such as The bounty hunter, Bruce Almighty, Just go with it, Horrible bosses etc showing off her wonderful talent as an actor. Talking about her personal life she between 1990 and 1994 she had been dating fellow actor Daniel McDonald, in November 1995 she started dating actor Tate Donovan, they became engaged in 1996 but the relationship ended just after 2 years. Then in the late 90's she started dating Brad Pitt and were married the following year. The marriage ended in 2005 as Brat Pitt was found cheating on her with fellow Mr & Mrs actor Angelina Jolie.

  She has won numerous awards in her career mostly in the genre of comedy, and romance. She is a versatile actor with the ability to play any role put in front of her.  

About myself

I'm Nayan Shrestha from Kathmandu, Nepal. My permanent address is Lagan Tole. I have a younger brother, his name is Sahan Shrestha. I attended my SLC examinations from KUHS(Kathmandu University High School). I completed my +2 from NIST college. And i am a bachelor .... well., i  guess. I am very much into sports, specially football not the American football though. I hate the fact that Americans call it soccer. Other than football i pretty much play every other sports available.
   I am an average student. Pretty much been that way all my life. guess i just don't want to be the center of attention all the time but, also don't like to be unnoticed. I have a lot of good friends whom i  trust we pretty much share every thing with each other. Hope i'll have them in my life forever.  I guess growing up i wanna become a footballer if possible or an bank manager works too. But football is a part of me i can't live without it. The one of few dream that i have is to fly off to The Great Britain  and watch a game at The Old Trafford (Manchester United's Football Stadium) and also the World Cup hopefully.
  These days i'm trying to go abroad for my further studies so, for that i am taking IELTS and SAT classes.I find my English teacher very inspirational so, i pay a lot of attention in his class. So i guess that's me in brief.

YOUR SINCERELY

Best players under Sir Alex Ferguson

Sir Alex, easily one of the best managers of his generation gave many great players to the best sport in the world football. There are many names, but to start of there is Ronaldo. Currently the third richest player in the world , ronaldo had established himself in the red shirt of united. Winning numerous award and honors in his time at The Old Trafford(Manchester United's stadium) he was loved by the fans and also known as the best player at united to ever take to the field.

    Ronaldo was the most profitable player at united. When signed from Sporting lisbon he only cost 5-10 m and in 2009 when real madrid signed him his price was 80 million euros. Eric Cantona perhaps the best illionplayer to ever put on a united shirt, was signed from united's rival club Leeds united at 30 million euros. Cantona at his short time at united showed his money's worth by helping united win the league, and other domestic cups. People also remember him as the one who kicked a fan in the chest and was suspended for his actions. Eric Cantona Simply one of the best no. 7 in the world.

    Roy keane is another player worth mentioning. Keane was a dominating central-midfield  noted for his aggressive and highly competitive style of play, an attitude which helped him excel as captain of Manchester United from 1997 until his departure in 2005, having joined the club in 1993. A simple he was shown 4 red cards by the same referee in his career. 

For more information visit Manchester united official website http://www.manutd.com/